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Sarah Speaks January 11, 2012

Filed under: Uncategorized — bequirox @ 1:43 pm

Sarah just found the Gospel Art Book and started looking through the pictures and telling me stories about them.

(Good Tidings of Great Joy) “They have to put Joseph Smith on the porch and push him in the fire.” “Why?” “Because they have to recognize about Heavenly Father.”

(In Favour with God) “I have to ask you about Jesus. He’s not a big girl. And Jesus told him, Psych! Is Jesus’s birth of Joseph Smith”

(John Baptizing Jesus) “Jesus had to go in the water and get baptized, but they couldn’t get him baptized in the water. He gets baptized so he can feel close to our Heavenly Father. And Jesus… loved to go in there.”

(Christ Calling Peter and Andrew) “Look! Joseph Jesus Joseph Jesus got out of the water cuz he was born. He couldn’t let someone get baptized.”

(The Sermon on the Mount) “Hey look! Jesus is thinking about Heavenly Father! And Jesus says, “No, this is my job!” And Jesus had said, “Alright, this is not my job.” And He opened this and he closed it and he opened it again and you do that.” (She was playing with the stapler.)

(Lord, Save Me) “And then he blarched up! And then Jesus got into the boat, and then he got out into the water. And he has to.”

(Christ in the Home of Mary and Martha) “Mary got something to Jesus and Mary’s asking Jesus about Heavenly Father and then he couldn’t.”

(Christ’s Triumphal Entry Into Jerusalem) “Only Jesus got baptized but they harched! But donkey had a march! He hadda march about genius! He had a parch! He smarched all around! Cuz he can’t get Mary about sakes! He can’t make a mistake cuz that’s not nice! Steaks can have a cat-a-march!”

(Five of them Were Wise) “The temple has an about Heavenly Father and Jesus! It’s time to go in the temple and think about Heavenly Father and Jesus! The temple about glory the marge a barge. OK! The End!”

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One Response to “Sarah Speaks”

  1. Carol Says:

    She’s just delightful! Keeps me smiling.


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